Crysiliss - Just reminding you how valued you are in Twinity! :)
Clare - Loved your new outfit hun! ;)
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The Daily Grind Of Real Life
Ever wanted to know what to say on a first date? Well now your problems are solved! Bullshit! read these two articles before you read the rest of this rant.
What women love to hear on a first date
What men love to hear on a first date
Read them both? Good but your not meant to. See any similarities in them? If you read "What women want to hear" it states to always pay on a first date. Then, if you read "What men want to hear" it says that the girl should buy him beer to win him over and go halves on everything. WTF? Is the writer of these two guides to a first date just trying to cause fucking conflict or something? if so, he is a sick bastard that should be removed from society via shotgun!
When it said in "What men want to hear" article, I was furious when I read the bit about buying them a beer to win them over. Some of us have a bit more fucking class then that. What if the man drinks port? Huh? Your fucked then arnt you!? What if the girls dream comes true and she is going on a date with Jack Sparrow? Should she buy a beer instead of port? Fucking retard!
I fucking hate these people that think themselves to be some sort of fucking match maker. Sorry girls you stuck up sluts but if you don't like me for who I am then you can fuck off and die. The worst thing is about a guide to a first date is that you then have to keep up this fucking fake personality forever! The guides tells you to be the perfect gent so what happens when the girl finds out that im a professional gamer that enjoys ranting at inanimate objects? What the fuck am I supposed to do? "By the way honey im fucking nuts! Forgot to tell you!"
The joke is, the guide for blokes tells you to be the perfect gent and the guide for girls basically says that we are easily won over and we are just basically football loving, slobby, drunken perverts. FUCK YOU! Thank you for confirming a stereotype you fucking bastard! Its thanks to people like the cunt who wrote this that girls think that men are all the same. Men do not really give a fuck what girls are like so long as they get laid but some of us are still nice guys. Fuck it! You know what!? I was born 200 years too late! I was meant to be Zorro's side kick and woo women with a swish of my sword and a bunch of roses before leaping out of a window onto my horse! None of this grinding up against random girls and crossing your fingers hoping that they are single in a fucking club. FUCKING BASTARD SOCIETY! FUCK OFF!
What would I do on a first date? First of all, I don't date. Its fucking pointless. When I do date a girl, she steals my stuff, makes me spend loads of money on her then dumps me to fuck off with some stoner asshole who has never done an honest days work before in his life so fuck it! However, if my hope in the female race was restored some how, for a first date, I would meet the girl in the pub because thanks to the government there is no where else to meet up in England apart from a drinking establishment. *Deep Breath* I would then ask her what she fancied doing but my perfect night would be a couple of drinks in the pub, then off to a restaurant for a bite to eat and maybe finish off with a movie. Then I would take her home, slip her the date rape drug and tear her clothes off..... lol im kidding. You never expect sex on the first date because if you are dating, you are trying to meet a nice girl not some fucking whore.
In the above articles, it says not to expect sex on the first night which is correct but it also suggests a club. A club. The lair of the whore and the asshole. I tell you what will happen in the club. Either the girl will get drunk and kiss some other guy or you will loose each other and she will get raped. Also, you cannot speak and get to know each other in clubs because DJ I RAPE YOUR EARS is playing the music way too fucking loud! So all you can do is dance and the idea of clubs is that you start dancing with the girl. If the girl is drunk enough or likes you, you get closer and closer until you are eventually practically fucking on the dance floor. Don't say this is not how clubs work because I worked the doors for two years. I have seen it AND THAT WHICH HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!
What women love to hear on a first date
What men love to hear on a first date
Read them both? Good but your not meant to. See any similarities in them? If you read "What women want to hear" it states to always pay on a first date. Then, if you read "What men want to hear" it says that the girl should buy him beer to win him over and go halves on everything. WTF? Is the writer of these two guides to a first date just trying to cause fucking conflict or something? if so, he is a sick bastard that should be removed from society via shotgun!
When it said in "What men want to hear" article, I was furious when I read the bit about buying them a beer to win them over. Some of us have a bit more fucking class then that. What if the man drinks port? Huh? Your fucked then arnt you!? What if the girls dream comes true and she is going on a date with Jack Sparrow? Should she buy a beer instead of port? Fucking retard!
I fucking hate these people that think themselves to be some sort of fucking match maker. Sorry girls you stuck up sluts but if you don't like me for who I am then you can fuck off and die. The worst thing is about a guide to a first date is that you then have to keep up this fucking fake personality forever! The guides tells you to be the perfect gent so what happens when the girl finds out that im a professional gamer that enjoys ranting at inanimate objects? What the fuck am I supposed to do? "By the way honey im fucking nuts! Forgot to tell you!"
The joke is, the guide for blokes tells you to be the perfect gent and the guide for girls basically says that we are easily won over and we are just basically football loving, slobby, drunken perverts. FUCK YOU! Thank you for confirming a stereotype you fucking bastard! Its thanks to people like the cunt who wrote this that girls think that men are all the same. Men do not really give a fuck what girls are like so long as they get laid but some of us are still nice guys. Fuck it! You know what!? I was born 200 years too late! I was meant to be Zorro's side kick and woo women with a swish of my sword and a bunch of roses before leaping out of a window onto my horse! None of this grinding up against random girls and crossing your fingers hoping that they are single in a fucking club. FUCKING BASTARD SOCIETY! FUCK OFF!
What would I do on a first date? First of all, I don't date. Its fucking pointless. When I do date a girl, she steals my stuff, makes me spend loads of money on her then dumps me to fuck off with some stoner asshole who has never done an honest days work before in his life so fuck it! However, if my hope in the female race was restored some how, for a first date, I would meet the girl in the pub because thanks to the government there is no where else to meet up in England apart from a drinking establishment. *Deep Breath* I would then ask her what she fancied doing but my perfect night would be a couple of drinks in the pub, then off to a restaurant for a bite to eat and maybe finish off with a movie. Then I would take her home, slip her the date rape drug and tear her clothes off..... lol im kidding. You never expect sex on the first date because if you are dating, you are trying to meet a nice girl not some fucking whore.
In the above articles, it says not to expect sex on the first night which is correct but it also suggests a club. A club. The lair of the whore and the asshole. I tell you what will happen in the club. Either the girl will get drunk and kiss some other guy or you will loose each other and she will get raped. Also, you cannot speak and get to know each other in clubs because DJ I RAPE YOUR EARS is playing the music way too fucking loud! So all you can do is dance and the idea of clubs is that you start dancing with the girl. If the girl is drunk enough or likes you, you get closer and closer until you are eventually practically fucking on the dance floor. Don't say this is not how clubs work because I worked the doors for two years. I have seen it AND THAT WHICH HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!
"Thats right! That which has been seen, cannot be unseen!"
Now my fucking Nan phoned me and I lost my trail of thought..... I was on a fucking roll as well :(
Anyway, another thing is that if you go to a club with copious amounts of alcohol, tight dresses on gorgeous girls, sweaty dancing and grinding up against each other, you are going to turn the poor fucking bloke on! All of a sudden his trousers are going to start getting tighter then a guys head being shoved inside another guys ass!
"Thats right, a guys head in another guys ass"
So for the girl to suddenly turn round and say "ok see you later" is going to seriously piss the guy off. A night club is not a good location for a first date and I have just proven without a doubt that the guy who wrote these articles knows little or nothing of how things work in the real world.
I am Hexzieo! Master of the rants! Professional troll! Bow down to my wisdom world! You ignorant bastard!
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My Twinity Life
Well today because of some asshole company being a bunch of assholes, Vlad could not come online! he messaged me on Facebook asking me to help run one of his events. yeah Vlad, your lucky the place wasn't burnt down by the time you got back mate! You should know better than to leave something in my care! I used to break my toys for fun as a child. I used to like hearing them scream for mercy..... I did the voices.... anyway!
I like how some of you have been complaining about Vlad holding too many events. Your big enough to pick on Vlad but not Hexzieo MASTER OF THE INTERNETS! Vlad is the nicest guy I have ever met on an online game. He spend s money and time so other people can have a good time. I would go as far as to call him a hero because what makes someone a hero is making personal sacrifices for the benefit of others.... which is what Vlad does.
Yes he hold a lot of events because people want them! A lot of people hold events specific to certain tastes and not everyone has the same fucking taste as the event owner! Vlad holds chill out events where people go to... well chill out. People just hang out and talk to each other. Because there is no real set theme (or if there is a theme it is something generic like horror) lots of people turn up because it appeals to a wide audience. Also, guess what? Nice people hang around with other nice people so people go to Vlads and think "Wow hes a cool guy" and then start talking to Clare and think "Wow she's a nice girl!" and then talk to me and think "Wow this guy is fucking crazy!" LOL! But basically, because all of Vlads friends are as nice as him, you get nothing but a warming friendly atmosphere at his events so more and more people go because it is enjoyable.
So instead of having a go and giving shit to a peaceful fun loving guy that is more interested in other people having a good time rather than himself, why don't you come have a go at me first. Come and give me shit and I will give it right back you jealous fuckers! NO ONE DEFEATS HEXZIEO!
Anyway, the event went well.... well there were more girls then guys so thats always a very good thing! :D
"Clare! Your not naked enough!" :(
"Thats better!" :D
"Loving the Neo Tokto look Splashy!"
"Crysaliss was focusing on what was below her...."
"Thats right! Me!" XD
Anyway, the event turned into a chill out with half naked girls rather than an actual lap dance event. the only other guy there was Prof but he was busy dancing with a half naked Sweetpea! LOL! XD
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