Blog Shout Outs:
Vlad: People like you are what is keeping Twinity alive!
Ange & Clare: For a very awesome performance on the pole
Vlad: People like you are what is keeping Twinity alive!
Ange & Clare: For a very awesome performance on the pole
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Struggling Through Reality
I have no talent what so ever. The only thing I am good at is complaining about shit! I have a very special set of skills however but they would only apply if the world was taken over by zombies or aliens. That would be the perfect day for me. A clicker in one hand to count my score and a sword in the other hand. No fuck you America! A gun is not a good weapon to use against any creature that attacks in a horde. Do you know why a sword would be better? Because blades don't need fucking reloading! First rule of killing zombies!
Anyway, you are probably wondering what this has to do with the fact that Disney is basically an organization of pedophiles. Well it has fuck all to do with it so the rant shall begin now. Its basically the Freemasons for Pedophiles!
You have a 14 year old girl at your disposal. You want to appeal to a large audience so what do you do? Buy an auto turner and get her to sing about sunshine and farts to appeal to the kids. Then dress her up in hot pants, a tight top and a padded push up bra to appeal to every single lonely fucker out there incapable of changing the channel because they are lazy or a fat pedophile. WOW all of a sudden you not only have every single little girl watching the shit you put on TV but you also have gangs of pedophiles cracking one out as well! Profit! :D
Evidence? You want fucking evidence? Alright then fuckers! Take a look at this.
"I would so tap that..... im joking...... or am I?" XD
Ok, the above picture is of Selena Gomez. Do you know how old she is? Well now, she is 19 so I could legally fuck that ass for seven days straight but when this photo was taken, she was 15 years of age. I am sorry Disney, could you please explain to me why you have dressed one of your female 15 year old employees up in a tight low cut top? Fucking pedophiles. On this note, I would like to award this picture with the following seal of approval......
"Pedobear approves bitches!"
Anyway, I know that all girls when they were 15 used to like going out dressed like whores but this is the way that Disney chooses to display her as their public image as it were. Basically trying to appeal to the sex drive of young boys. You know what really pisses me off though? The fact that Justin Bieber is going out with her! AH! Bieber! Fucking die you cunt!
Ok Bieber, seriously just go to Mars or something. I fucking hate you! WOW! Oh my god. because of this little shit, I am actually spreading a hate speech. See how much of a cunt he makes people?
I really couldn't care a less about him singing and shit. Like I give a fuck. Everywhere I go however, he is there! Every single trendy shop window! On bill boards! On the TV! On Youtube! AH! Its not like I cant actually avoid seeing him! disney have pumped so much money into getting his fucking stupid face shoved in my ugly face every single pathetic day of my pathetic fucking life! Why Disney! Why!?
I shall tell you. Disney of course like appealing to the sex drive of children. No? What's that people who read my blog and are actually more ignorant to the world than I am and should bow down to my wisdom and judgement? Disney don't appeal to the sex drive of children and pedophiles? *Cough*
"Ahem. Exhibit A. Justin half fucking naked for an advert"
"Ahem. Exhibit B. Miley Cryrus posing nude for vanity fair"
In these two examples, Justin was only 14 and Miley was only 15 years old. At the time that these pictures were taken, they were both under the employment of Disney. If Disney were the nice family friendly corporation that they claim to be, do you really think they would let two underage employees pose in these provocative ways? Yes? WOW! Your all fucking ignorant. Looks like I am going to need more evidence.....
"Recognize the slut? Thats right! Its the leading bitch in High
School Musical! Vanessa Hudgens!"
I am sorry, but the above piece of evidence I just provided deserves the seal of approval.
"Pedobear fucking approves!"
Anyway, how do you think this picture was leaked? People say that she took the picture to send to her boyfriend and the guys phone got nicked then the photos got uploaded by a fellow miserable blogging bastard. Well done my comrade! However, if she took the picture to send to her boyfriend..... you must see where I am going with this right!? Who took the fucking picture!? Its not like a standard self shot pic where someone aims a camera at a mirror! Shes not holding a camera!
You know what I think? I think either Disney took this picture so that they could release it for a publicity boost and more perverts, horny teenage boys and pedophiles would go out and buy a copy of High School the Musical! Makes sense doesn't it?
Just had a thought, I better stop posting pictures of jailbait followed by the Pedobear seal of approval before the police kick down my door and arrest me..... then again. Let them! I haven't broken someone's arm in a fucking while!
Anyway, believe it or not, I could forgive Disney for being a secret organization of pedophiles if they just didnt produce so much fucking shit and practically force us to watch it by plastering adverts everywhere! I am sure they would beam the images directly into your brain if they had the technology to do it. Fuckers!
"Nice chains!" XD
"OMG Clare! OMG! Seriously!"
"Vlad had carved a statue of what I look like after 8 pints of guinness"
"Nice view of Clares ass and a tiny Prof in the background" XD
"Louis and Ange boogying the night away"
"On arrival I decided to drink all of Vlad's alcohol"
"DJ Hex in in teh hizzie bitches!" XD
"Kat wins the award for cutest dancing tonight I think"
"Ange and Clare putting on a very nice performance for everyone"
"Yeah.... physically impossible but still cool!"
"Kingdom Area looking very lush with the extra trees Vlad
added. Not sure why you need more vegetation inside a
building but hey!"
Very cool party. I enjoyed exploring the old welcome area. It brought back a lot of memories of how Twinity used to be awesome. I used to play this game for hours on end and now days, I cant even be bothered finishing up a blog post! If things don't change, I might have to migrate to a different game :S
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