Tuesday, 27 September 2011

What We Want To Hear? Fuck You! / Another Night At The Red Lyon

Blog Shout Outs

Crysiliss - Just reminding you how valued you are in Twinity! :)

Clare - Loved your new outfit hun! ;)




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The Daily Grind Of Real Life

Ever wanted to know what to say on a first date? Well now your problems are solved! Bullshit! read these two articles before you read the rest of this rant.

What women love to hear on a first date


What men love to hear on a first date


Read them both? Good but your not meant to. See any similarities in them? If you read "What women want to hear" it states to always pay on a first date. Then, if you read "What men want to hear" it says that the girl should buy him beer to win him over and go halves on everything. WTF? Is the writer of these two guides to a first date just trying to cause fucking conflict or something? if so, he is a sick bastard that should be removed from society via shotgun!

When it said in "What men want to hear" article, I was furious when I read the bit about buying them a beer to win them over. Some of us have a bit more fucking class then that. What if the man drinks port? Huh? Your fucked then arnt you!? What if the girls dream comes true and she is going on a date with Jack Sparrow? Should she buy a beer instead of port? Fucking retard!

I fucking hate these people that think themselves to be some sort of fucking match maker. Sorry girls you stuck up sluts but if you don't like me for who I am then you can fuck off and die. The worst thing is about a guide to a first date is that you then have to keep up this fucking fake personality forever! The guides tells you to be the perfect gent so what happens when the girl finds out that im a professional gamer that enjoys ranting at inanimate objects? What the fuck am I supposed to do? "By the way honey im fucking nuts! Forgot to tell you!"

The joke is, the guide for blokes tells you to be the perfect gent and the guide for girls basically says that we are easily won over and we are just basically football loving, slobby, drunken perverts. FUCK YOU! Thank you for confirming a stereotype you fucking bastard! Its thanks to people like the cunt who wrote this that girls think that men are all the same. Men do not really give a fuck what girls are like so long as they get laid but some of us are still nice guys. Fuck it! You know what!? I was born 200 years too late! I was meant to be Zorro's side kick and woo women with a swish of my sword and a bunch of roses before leaping out of a window onto my horse! None of this grinding up against random girls and crossing your fingers hoping that they are single in a fucking club. FUCKING BASTARD SOCIETY! FUCK OFF!

What would I do on a first date? First of all, I don't date. Its fucking pointless. When I do date a girl, she steals my stuff, makes me spend loads of money on her then dumps me to fuck off with some stoner asshole who has never done an honest days work before in his life so fuck it! However, if my hope in the female race was restored some how, for a first date, I would meet the girl in the pub because thanks to the government there is no where else to meet up in England apart from a drinking establishment. *Deep Breath* I would then ask her what she fancied doing but my perfect night would be a couple of drinks in the pub, then off to a restaurant for a bite to eat and maybe finish off with a movie. Then I would take her home, slip her the date rape drug and tear her clothes off..... lol im kidding. You never expect sex on the first date because if you are dating, you are trying to meet a nice girl not some fucking whore.

In the above articles, it says not to expect sex on the first night which is correct but it also suggests a club. A club. The lair of the whore and the asshole. I tell you what will happen in the club. Either the girl will get drunk and kiss some other guy or you will loose each other and she will get raped. Also, you cannot speak and get to know each other in clubs because DJ I RAPE YOUR EARS is playing the music way too fucking loud! So all you can do is dance and the idea of clubs is that you start dancing with the girl. If the girl is drunk enough or likes you, you get closer and closer until you are eventually practically fucking on the dance floor. Don't say this is not how clubs work because I worked the doors for two years. I have seen it AND THAT WHICH HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!

"Thats right! That which has been seen, cannot be unseen!"

Now my fucking Nan phoned me and I lost my trail of thought..... I was on a fucking roll as well :(

Anyway, another thing is that if you go to a club with copious amounts of alcohol, tight dresses on gorgeous girls, sweaty dancing and grinding up against each other, you are going to turn the poor fucking bloke on! All of a sudden his trousers are going to start getting tighter then a guys head being shoved inside another guys ass!

"Thats right, a guys head in another guys ass"

So for the girl to suddenly turn round and say "ok see you later" is going to seriously piss the guy off. A night club is not a good location for a first date and I have just proven without a doubt that the guy who wrote these articles knows little or nothing of how things work in the real world.

I am Hexzieo! Master of the rants! Professional troll! Bow down to my wisdom world! You ignorant bastard!

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My Twinity Life

Well today because of some asshole company being a bunch of assholes, Vlad could not come online! he messaged me on Facebook asking me to help run one of his events. yeah Vlad, your lucky the place wasn't burnt down by the time you got back mate! You should know better than to leave something in my care! I used to break my toys for fun as a child. I used to like hearing them scream for mercy..... I did the voices.... anyway!

I like how some of you have been complaining about Vlad holding too many events. Your big enough to pick on Vlad but not Hexzieo MASTER OF THE INTERNETS! Vlad is the nicest guy I have ever met on an online game. He spend s money and time so other people can have a good time. I would go as far as to call him a hero because what makes someone a hero is making personal sacrifices for the benefit of others.... which is what Vlad does.

Yes he hold a lot of events because people want them! A lot of people hold events specific to certain tastes and not everyone has the same fucking taste as the event owner! Vlad holds chill out events where people go to... well chill out. People just hang out and talk to each other. Because there is no real set theme (or if there is a theme it is something generic like horror) lots of people turn up because it appeals to a wide audience. Also, guess what? Nice people hang around with other nice people so people go to Vlads and think "Wow hes a cool guy" and then start talking to Clare and think "Wow she's a nice girl!" and then talk to me and think "Wow this guy is fucking crazy!" LOL! But basically, because all of Vlads friends are as nice as him, you get nothing but a warming friendly atmosphere at his events so more and more people go because it is enjoyable.

So instead of having a go and giving shit to a peaceful fun loving guy that is more interested in other people having a good time rather than himself, why don't you come have a go at me first. Come and give me shit and I will give it right back you jealous fuckers! NO ONE DEFEATS HEXZIEO!

Anyway, the event went well.... well there were more girls then guys so thats always a very good thing! :D

"Clare! Your not naked enough!" :(

"Thats better!" :D

"Loving the Neo Tokto look Splashy!"

"Crysaliss was focusing on what was below her...."

"Thats right! Me!" XD

Anyway, the event turned into a chill out with half naked girls rather than an actual lap dance event. the only other guy there was Prof but he was busy dancing with a half naked Sweetpea! LOL! XD

Saturday, 24 September 2011

Advertising Bastards! / Most Awesome Night In Twinity!

Blog Shout Outs:

Crysiliss, Hecatea and Mandy for giving me an awesome time in the Red Lyon Bar

Aurelia: Happy Birthday Hun!



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The Daily Grind Of Real Life

One thing that pisses me off being an active internet user is fucking advertisements and the greed of "generous" organizations. For example, www.xepisodes.com is a site where you can watch Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad and Southpark for free. However, because everyone wants money these days, they do nothing but shove adverts in your fucking face!

Some guy is trying to watch South Park online to watch Justin Beiber get his head crushed then chuckle like a god. Im sure he would be interested in online poker. Fucking retards. Another thing they advertise is Mac Keeper. WOW. You know what's funny? Not every flash player online is compatible with safari the macintosh browser so what is the fucking point in advertising this on a site where you watch flash videos hosted by different organizations? Also, I thought macintosh was immune to viruses so why do you need virus busting software on a macintosh computer? I will say it again, fucking retards!

Also, what kind of company needs to use pop ups and little annoying videos on pages that play when you visit the page but you cant mute them because they took the mute button away? A shit company thats what! You see, you get adverts like billboards and television ads which is fair enough and then you get people constantly shoving them in your face while your trying to surf the net. You get websites such as Facebook and Xepisodes trying to say they are being just awesome guys by giving you a free service but they are profiting from constantly shoving things you really don't give two shits about in your face.

I am watching an episode of South Park online. Do you really think I give a tinkers toss about how white my clothes will come out if I use new Daz awesome washing up liquid? No!

Some companies even go one step further. "Win a free Ipod!" HAH! Yeah right. You play the mini game and then they make you do hundreds of surveys only to say that you didn't win. Then all these companies have your personal details which they sell to fucking asshole marketers that then phone you up, scam you and take all your money. Also, because they are partnered with every single evil banker across the world, you can never get your money back! Need evidence? A&G Home solutions. The company that scammed me a year ago.

"Get a free iphone? Should be more like, "Get scammed trying
to get a free iphone".

Now, we all know the government don't run the country. The bankers do. They are the ones who controll the money and if you control the money, you control people. Why do you think that they get away with blatantly scamming people every day and selling their personal information (Which is a breach of the personal protection act 1969) to dodgy companies?

Its funny, these companies that offer a free iphone to scam you out of your personal information never seem to publish their companies / organizations contact or location details do they? To be honest, they wouldnt probably have vigilante's crawling all over their office if they did. When my friend Carla told me whe was working at a telemarketing firm, I had to stop myself from going round their to do the fucking windows in!

A while ago, I kept getting pop ups. Whatever site I clicked on and whenever I opened an internet browser, an advertisement from 888poker.com would open up in a new window. So, I decided to give 888 a ring. I asked them what the fuck they thought they were doing installing this software on my computer to give me pop ups. They said they had no idea what I was talking about and it must be a third party application nothing to do with their company.

Ok, so a random hacker out their decided to create some spyware to install on peoples machines to advertise your company for free? Get real. Like someone is going to spend time working on a peace of spyware to advertise your company without some kind of fucking payment. Retards. The joke is, these organizations that are blatantly breaking the law just fucking get away with it. Well 888 poker better hope I never find their office location or their will be hell to pay.

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My Twinity Life

Tonight was awesome! I am glad to say I finally found my keen again for Twinity! At the risk of sounding like a stuck up snooty person who goes to LARP because they love attention from blokes checking them out but then scolds them for doing so........ KEEEEEEEEN!

Anyway, tonight I started out by creating my new place. I spent over 3,000 Globals tonight and I do not have that much to show for it! Well I suppose I do but some stuff in the Twinity shop is so expensive! Over 1400 Globals for a pile of bricks to make a sort of podium? Come on!

However, my place does look fucking fantastic! I designed a fairly large island in sketchup and at one end I have placed the building which is basically the original welcome area. Inside the building I have placed...... a treehouse!

"Clare came to visit my new place. As you can see by her
face, she was really impressed!" XD

"Perfect place to hold parties. Then again do I want people
finding out the hidden location of my wank box?" XD

"The picture of my secret wank box in the middle of the
main welcome area in my place"

"The rather snazzy welcome sign I made for my new secret
place"

See, my plan is to create a city basically and I can have a house for each of my friends so they have their own pad on my island. I was thinking of making some sort of condo or mansion on top of a hill for myself. However, when I realized that I could fit a tree house in the middle of the welcome area, I decided to set up base there. Now, I know you can use fly mode to get inside it but I dont like using fly mode so there is a way to get inside without it. However, the way of getting inside without fly mode is secret :)


When I had run out of globals, I had a look at the events board and saw that it was Aurelia's birthday! So I went along to her birthday party to saw hi and wish her a happy birthday. I am just feeling a bit guilty that I had no money left for a present after working on my place.

"This was one of the best happy birthday displays I have
ever seen set up"

"There were not many people there but judging by the people
that did turn up, it was a case of quality over quantity" :)

"The birthday girl herself looking gorgeous"

Vlad sent me a message asking me to come to a virtual Elton John concert he was holding so I could take some pictures. I am not really a fan of Elton John, in fact I passionately hate him but because it was Vlad asking, I decided to go along and take some picture for him.


"Not sure about the hair cut but very nice body" ;)

"clare wearing her famously short short shorts!" :D

"Gothic girls.... cant decide if they creep me out or turn
me on"

"I don't really know what to say to this I am sure you all
know what I am thinking though"

"One word..... relaxation" XD

"Thats not a shark swimming underneath her" XD

After the party, I decided to go to the lap dancing event. It started off with me, Clootie, some asshole that insulted Crysiliss, Hecatea and Mandy. Then it ended up being me, Mandy, Crysiliss and Hecatea..... thats what I call EPIC FUCKING WIN! I had Crysiliss giving me the best lap dance ever, Mandy was on the pole right next to me and Hecatea was dancing away in the cage. Not one other bloke walked in apart from Vlad just to check how things were going. I would like to express how fucking epic this evening in the Red Lyon bar was.....

"Thats right fuckers! Don't question it!"

So yeah, I was fucking stunned. They kept asking me why I was so quiet. I had a girl rubbing her fucking **CENSORED** in my face and they were wondering why I was so fucking quiet? LOL!

"Awesome table dance followed by....."

"The discovery on how to shut Hexzieo up!"

Anyway, I spent the rest of the night in the Red Lyon bar and I would like to say a big thank you to Hecatea, Mandy and especially Crysiliss for an absolutely fantastic evening. Was just what the virtual me needed girls!

Tuesday, 20 September 2011

What Happened To Freedom Of Speech? / Guest Appearance From Luna!

Blog Shout Outs:

Luna! Haven't seen her in ages and it was really nice catching up with her!






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The Daily Grind Of Real Life


Freedom of speech is the right to say whatever you want and to voice your opinions within reason. This also covers what people type on a website for example. Now, even though people are saying things that are not that bad, they are still being punished and publically humiliated by the government and other organizations.

For example, people pull sick days at work all the time so they can go out with their friends or whatever. Not being funny employers but you pay us fuck all, treat us like shit and give us so much stress we all take up smoking and die of cancer so don’t be surprised when an employee wants to use one of his or her sick days so that they can have some rest and relaxation. However, it seems that Facebook is now a private detection agency for any fat cat cunt who has millions of pounds and people under his or her employ. There was a story in the newspaper about a guy that took a sick day so he could go and see some of his friends. He then posted pictures of his night out on Facebook and the employer found them….. hmm I wonder how he found them. To be honest, I would not be surprised if he slipped Facebook a couple of thousand pounds to spy on the poor employee.

Now many of you are thinking “maybe he had his employer on his friends list so it is his own fault” or “he got grassed up by a fellow employee”. Right so your saying that a guy would pull a sick day and then post on Facebook about his wonderful night out when his boss was on his friends list? No one is that retarded. Also, if some other employee grassed him up, don’t you think it is unfair that evidence from your private life can be used to get you fired? I thought Facebook was a tool for people to communicate with each other and chat to their friends not for wannabe private detectives to use!

In any case, it is silly that people get into trouble for posting things on Facebook even if they are doing something wrong like pulling a sick day. If things like this continue to happen, people are going to be afraid to post things on Facebook because they will be living in fear of being fired or whatever. That is taking peoples free speech away! By sharing the information with employers and letting employers use Facebook posts as evidence, you are preventing people posting certain things and making people live in fear of the “Big Brother” that is always watching them.

Now, I am all for using Facebook as a way to gather information on people trying to organize riots or set up a pedophile ring but picking on some poor bloke who pulled a sicky because he wanted to see his friends? Its fucking wrong!

Another thing that we all seem to have been banned using is curse words. I love to fucking swear and no fucking cunt is going to stop me. If they would like to try, they are more than welcome but would probably end up with a broken arm. Anyway, I draw your attention to the following image of the “Metro” which is a
free newspaper on the London Tube.

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"The Metro Newspaper Article"

It is probably quite hard to read so the following is basically what is written in this article.

A teenager was hit with a £80 fine for using the F-word whilst talking to his friend. Kurt Walker was asked by his companion what he was up to and replied “F*** all mate.”
But the private conversation was overheard by a police officer, who promptly handed him a fix penalty notice. however, the 18-year-old is refusing to pay the fine – the same punishment as that dished out for being drunk and disorderly, stealing goods worth up to £200 or causing £500 damage.
The student, from Deal, Kent said he was given the penalty notice as he walked home from a community centre where he does voluntary work.
He added: “I was gobsmacked. I walked off up the street furious. Its’ my right to swear in a private conversation. The police officer should not even have been listening – she was snooping.
”If I told you what I thought of this stupid law that makes a criminal of you for swearing, I’d get another £80 fine. Its ridiculous.”
Shami Chakrabati, director of human rights group Liberty, said; “This is a snapshot of summary justice in the Prime Minister’s Britain. Kids will never learn to respect the law when it becomes a license for petty bullying.”
The Rev Ian Gregory, of the Campaign for Courtesy, said: “If I were to fine everyone £80 for using that word we could solve the national debt.”
Kent Police insisted swearing was a crime under the Public Order Act. A spokesman said: “If Mr Walker is not happy, he can have his case decided by court.”
The £80 on-the-spot fines were introduced in 2003 as part of Tony Blair’s “respect” campaign.


This is fucking ridiculous! It is things like this that make me want to become a fucking vigilante and say “Fuck That” to joining the police force. If that was me, I would of told that stupid bitch to fuck off. I am sorry, but why are people being recruited into the police when all they do is swan around handing people tickets for something as petty as swearing in a indirect way in a private conversation? Shouldn’t you be out arresting drug runners and kicking down the doors of pedophiles?

Another thing, who the fuck decides what is and what isn’t a swear word!? What if I said “Ass” in public and got handed a fine!? is there a list somewhere!? NO! The police expect us to not say naughty words in public but they wont tell us what these naughty words are! Here is a list of words, I will point out the ones I consider curse words.

Fuck – Curse word
Shit – Curse word
Ass – Not a curse word
Cunt – Curse word
Bastard – Curse word
Dick – Not a curse word – Depends on how you use it
Twat – Curse word
Prick – Curse word
Crap – Not a curse word
Damn – Only a curse word if you are religious
Hell – Only a curse word if you are religious


Now, some of those words are obvious curse words but others such as “crap” and “ass” do depend on the person. Some people have told me off for saying things such as “How the hell…..” when I don’t follow organized religion. Why are we living in a country where other peoples views of whats right and wrong are forced upon us? Of course I meen this within reason. Mugging someone is obviously bad but saying “Fuck” in public is a matter of opinion.

People say the law is black and white but if it is black and white, a law like this would not work because if a word is a curse word or not is a matter of opinion! You cant say that either you break the law or you don’t because some police officers would not of bothered with this guy. They would of been able to see that it was a private conversation and they were not using the word in a way that would of offended other but other police officers may find that just saying the word is offensive. If there is a written law saying that curse words cannot be spoken in public, they need to make it clear which words are considered to be curse words and under what situations they are acceptable to use. For example, if I broke my leg in the park, I think it is my right to scream “Fuck me this hurts” without getting an £80 fine. In fact, if a police officer tried fining me for swearing after I broke a limb, I would break one of their limbs and see if they can hold of swearing……. cunts.

WOW, all of a sudden I am sounding very anti police. probably because a lot of laws are flawed and probably because most police officers these days use their powers to issue petty tickets because they are too cowardly to fight actual crime. When I was working the door in Blackpool, I had to listen to my boss on the radio screaming for help because they had over twenty steroid freaks kicking the shit out of them. It took the police 45 minutes to turn up. But when some guy uses the F-word in a private conversation, one is right there! The police force in this country need to fucking man up and grow a thicker fucking skin if you ask me.

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My Twinity Life

Yay! For the first time I months, Luna came online! When I came on, I started chatting to Vlad about how much it sucks that Luna doesn’t seem to come online anymore and he said that she was coming on tonight but I had to wait until after 11:00pm which is kind of my bed time. Seriously. When I don’t get enough sleep, the next day at work goes past so fucking slowly!

Anyway, there was a party hosted by Vlad in “The Red Lion Bar” which is supposed to be one of these adult erotic places. However, these days, if you do anything slightly erotic and you are not well known within the female community of Twinity, you get called a “sick fuck”.

Earlier in the evening, Clare was getting chatted up by your typical guy from another country that doesn’t speak English very well and hasn’t uploaded a profile pic because he is most likely an old man. I decided I was going to tease Clare about this and started dancing in front of her saying things such as “Hey baby wanna come back to my place?” for a joke. One of the other girls in the bar saw this and private messaged me calling me a sick fuck.


Sorry love but fuck you! Seriously I fucking hate all these girls on Twinity that wear pretty much fuck all but as soon as you start chatting up a girl (even if she is your friend) you get called a sick fuck. So its perfectly ok for you to wear a string outfit that barely covers your nipples and pussy but as soon as I start chatting up a girl, I am the sick fuck? Fuck you!
Anyway….. pictures!

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“Not sure when this picture of my basement was
taken……”

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“Clare looking very tired to me. Was probably all
that dancing on the stripper pole”

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“Nice outfit…… well if you would call it an outfit.
I really like the ease of access” LOL

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“I have said it before and I will say it again. Blue
dancing alien chicks are hot!”

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“Sweetpea breakdancing was a sight to behold”

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“I actually managed to get a shot of the entire
place with no speech bubbles!”

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“Amanda punishing Vlad. I wonder why Vlad
didn’t get called a sick fuck.” LOL

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“YAY! Luna! Twinity has missed you! Quit your
job and come back!” XD

Anyway, after all the excitement of being called a “Sick Fuck” and after I spoke to Luna for a bit I decided to go to bed. To be honest, the only reason I stayed on tonight was because Luna was coming to visit. Twinity just doesn’t entertain me like it used too.

Tuesday, 13 September 2011

Pedophile Freemasons? / Vlad Keeping It Alive!

Blog Shout Outs:

Vlad: People like you are what is keeping Twinity alive!

Ange & Clare: For a very awesome performance on the pole




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Struggling Through Reality

I have no talent what so ever. The only thing I am good at is complaining about shit! I have a very special set of skills however but they would only apply if the world was taken over by zombies or aliens. That would be the perfect day for me. A clicker in one hand to count my score and a sword in the other hand. No fuck you America! A gun is not a good weapon to use against any creature that attacks in a horde. Do you know why a sword would be better? Because blades don't need fucking reloading! First rule of killing zombies!

Anyway, you are probably wondering what this has to do with the fact that Disney is basically an organization of pedophiles. Well it has fuck all to do with it so the rant shall begin now. Its basically the Freemasons for Pedophiles!

You have a 14 year old girl at your disposal. You want to appeal to a large audience so what do you do? Buy an auto turner and get her to sing about sunshine and farts to appeal to the kids. Then dress her up in hot pants, a tight top and a padded push up bra to appeal to every single lonely fucker out there incapable of changing the channel because they are lazy or a fat pedophile. WOW all of a sudden you not only have every single little girl watching the shit you put on TV but you also have gangs of pedophiles cracking one out as well! Profit! :D

Evidence? You want fucking evidence? Alright then fuckers! Take a look at this.

"I would so tap that..... im joking...... or am I?" XD

Ok, the above picture is of Selena Gomez. Do you know how old she is? Well now, she is 19 so I could legally fuck that ass for seven days straight but when this photo was taken, she was 15 years of age. I am sorry Disney, could you please explain to me why you have dressed one of your female 15 year old employees up in a tight low cut top? Fucking pedophiles. On this note, I would like to award this picture with the following seal of approval......

"Pedobear approves bitches!"

Anyway, I know that all girls when they were 15 used to like going out dressed like whores but this is the way that Disney chooses to display her as their public image as it were. Basically trying to appeal to the sex drive of young boys. You know what really pisses me off though? The fact that Justin Bieber is going out with her! AH! Bieber! Fucking die you cunt!

Ok Bieber, seriously just go to Mars or something. I fucking hate you! WOW! Oh my god. because of this little shit, I am actually spreading a hate speech. See how much of a cunt he makes people?

I really couldn't care a less about him singing and shit. Like I give a fuck. Everywhere I go however, he is there! Every single trendy shop window! On bill boards! On the TV! On Youtube! AH! Its not like I cant actually avoid seeing him! disney have pumped so much money into getting his fucking stupid face shoved in my ugly face every single pathetic day of my pathetic fucking life! Why Disney! Why!?

I shall tell you. Disney of course like appealing to the sex drive of children. No? What's that people who read my blog and are actually more ignorant to the world than I am and should bow down to my wisdom and judgement? Disney don't appeal to the sex drive of children and pedophiles? *Cough*

"Ahem. Exhibit A. Justin half fucking naked for an advert"

"Ahem. Exhibit B. Miley Cryrus posing nude for vanity fair"

In these two examples, Justin was only 14 and Miley was only 15 years old. At the time that these pictures were taken, they were both under the employment of Disney. If Disney were the nice family friendly corporation that they claim to be, do you really think they would let two underage employees pose in these provocative ways? Yes? WOW! Your all fucking ignorant. Looks like I am going to need more evidence.....

"Recognize the slut? Thats right! Its the leading bitch in High
School Musical! Vanessa Hudgens!"

I am sorry, but the above piece of evidence I just provided deserves the seal of approval.

"Pedobear fucking approves!"

Anyway, how do you think this picture was leaked? People say that she took the picture to send to her boyfriend and the guys phone got nicked then the photos got uploaded by a fellow miserable blogging bastard. Well done my comrade! However, if she took the picture to send to her boyfriend..... you must see where I am going with this right!? Who took the fucking picture!? Its not like a standard self shot pic where someone aims a camera at a mirror! Shes not holding a camera!

You know what I think? I think either Disney took this picture so that they could release it for a publicity boost and more perverts, horny teenage boys and pedophiles would go out and buy a copy of High School the Musical! Makes sense doesn't it?

Just had a thought, I better stop posting pictures of jailbait followed by the Pedobear seal of approval before the police kick down my door and arrest me..... then again. Let them! I haven't broken someone's arm in a fucking while!

Anyway, believe it or not, I could forgive Disney for being a secret organization of pedophiles if they just didnt produce so much fucking shit and practically force us to watch it by plastering adverts everywhere! I am sure they would beam the images directly into your brain if they had the technology to do it. Fuckers!

"I cant even spell their names. Fuck it. Some jailbait bitch and her man whore friend"

There are a million things wrong with this video. Lets just name a few.....

1) 00:05 - Mic check? Too late mate the video is running you stupid cunt.
2) 00:15 - That guy is evidence that Disney pumps their employees with LSD.
3) 00:21 - Did his voice just drop? He sounds totally different then the start of the video.....
4) 00:25 - Pedobear approves!
5) 00:43 - "I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you" - Where did this guy study English?
6) 01:01 - What the fuck is he doing with his jacket? Is that supposed to be cool?
7) 01:11 - His voice changed again.....
8) 01:29 - What the fuck is wrong with his head!?
9) 01:50 - Did he just say "Just to poke your little eyeball" ?
10) 02:12 - They say "Lets dance" then they fuck off!

The above video is by Mitchel Musso & Emily Osment. Two of Disney's child slaves who are forced to sing for bread and water. The problem with this is, now every little fucker out there wants to be a child slave of Disney and sing and be famous (famous amongst children and hated by adults) so they cry to their rich parents who pay for some pedo black guy to come to their house and use technology to make their kids singing coice sound half decent. The black pedo then gets some kids from his basement to dance in the videos and act like they are fans of the rich kid with the promise of being set free afterwards. But he never sets them free.... he just has sex with them again.

This company is of course the infamous ARK Music Factory. Another company of pedophiles who work with Disney to get kids with no talent and annoying faces on TV and shoved into our brains. A good example would be as follows.....

"Jenna Rose..... she is 13 years old. This is basically soft core porn for pedophiles"

When I watched this, I was crying with laughter at the thought of every single pedophile in the world watching it at the same time as me whilst cracking one off and smothering himself with honey.

So, ARK decided to make this girl famous. Basically I am not being funny, any girl these days can become famous if she gets her kit off or bends over in tight shorts in a music video so ARK though that they would try sticking a 13 year old in this situation to see if it would give them ratings. Well they already had all the little girls buying her CD's. Now they have all the horny young teenage boys and pedophiles buying them too! Success! Profit!

Not being funny, but why else would they publish this music video which is basically soft core porn for pedophiles and teenage boys?
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My Twinity Life

OMG! I am so tired that I really cant be bothered finishing this blog post but here goes nothing!
I logged into Twinity to find people partying at Vlads place so I decided to pop along and see what was going on. Is it me or has Twinity gone very quiet since they implemented the fact that you now have to pay to fuck each other? LOL!

Anyway, the game is kept alive thanks to people like Vlad hosting his parties.

"Nice chains!" XD

"OMG Clare! OMG! Seriously!"

"Vlad had carved a statue of what I look like after 8 pints of guinness"

"Nice view of Clares ass and a tiny Prof in the background" XD

"Louis and Ange boogying the night away"

To be honest, it seems these days that Vlad is now the king of partying! Back in the day there were loads of different people hosting different parties and I would spend a lot of time traveling from place to place. Now, its Vlads place or be bored! LOL!

Anyway, the party came to an end and Vlad moved onto the next event of the evening held at "Kingdom Area" which is basically the old Twinity Welcome Area from when the game was first released. I would quite like to know how Vlad ended up owning this place..... I wanted it! XD

"On arrival I decided to drink all of Vlad's alcohol"

"DJ Hex in in teh hizzie bitches!" XD

"Kat wins the award for cutest dancing tonight I think"

"Ange and Clare putting on a very nice performance for everyone"

"Yeah.... physically impossible but still cool!"

"Kingdom Area looking very lush with the extra trees Vlad
added. Not sure why you need more vegetation inside a
building but hey!"

Very cool party. I enjoyed exploring the old welcome area. It brought back a lot of memories of how Twinity used to be awesome. I used to play this game for hours on end and now days, I cant even be bothered finishing up a blog post! If things don't change, I might have to migrate to a different game :S